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Extremely free range turkeys (Instead of Xmas fox hunting)?

Now that the traditional Xmas fox hunt with dogs has been largely banned in UK, why not ride to hounds after turkeys? Free range animals that get plenty of outdoor exercise are happier, and tastier to eat. (we are reliably informed by the best authorities). Of course, to make the turkeys fast enough for a good chase, they should be mounted on the backs of muzzled foxes.
Any better ideas?

You know I do feel for you fellows. Pretty soon you will have nothing left of what made Brits what they were. They took away your guns banned large knives and now about to ban samurai swords.

I see a future for your country where no hunting will be allowed. You will have to eat with plastic knives and forks. All your sports will be banned so no one will get hurt.

So what happened over there mate? Why did you fellows knuckle under to the bleeding heart liberals? I find it horrible such a noble nation as yours is being destroyed by these fanatics.

We are having a similar problem in the USA. However we are putting up a hell of a fight to keep the traditions our great nation
of sportsman hold dear to our hearts.
You see we got united in the NRA and other originations. We pumped millions upon millions of dollars into the fight against fanatic liberals. As a result over 70% of Americans approve of hunting and most politicians are scared sh—-itless of pissing us off.
It’s sad what they did to you hunters over there. But when are you fellows ever going to get organized and fight back?

Here is a tip for you; grease the palms of your government officials, spend millions to educate the public and work on making any politician against your decades old traditions look like the traitor they are!

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