PASSING GAS: What was the most recent occasion and you leathal sick of most of the victims?

I did not know what I was in the oven, .. Typical light a cracker or a huge wet gravel makes your eyes water bomb biohazzardous toxic. But I was the house light rail work the other day, mainly coz the traffic really bad so I park and ride for a spell to save on gasoline and road rage ….. To make a short story short, I let go … in a car crowded commuter train. Well the next step was not for another five minutes. So when we arrived everyone – except for five people including myself thrown the fate of my car and one behind it. The door closest to me has happened to open first, and pushed back the stench. When the doors close again six of We laughed our A ** es off. At least the rest of the race was not crowded. January 9 Sacramento

The Christmas Shopping (07), I was in a mall popular and was forced to make the annual races for his family. There was a good game, but I had to go. Otherwise, no $%^^^%$%!!!! So I went. But on the way we stopped at Wendys. So I ordered a large chili and a shot chocalate shake great. Well we go to the gallery and nature takes over. I explained that I was not feeling well, but she thought it was an excuse. So about one hour passes and I want the punishment for missing the game. We are therefore in a high-end store and I begin to let go. I do circular patterns around and through the racks of clothes. The store was wall to wall buyers. Well, it would not stop. I must have farted for what seemed an hour! Those smelly, dangerous, drop dead ones that deplete the ozone! Well, I walk briskly & take a position far enough not to get gas and watch. People were looking around, like a dead skunk was left behind! In the midst of all this was my wife, tears and out of breath! Everyone looked at her and everyone else, I thought I would piss me laugh. She left Ground Zero, grabbed me by the arm and blithely out to the car. I laughed so hard I could barely drive. To this day, she blames me, even if it has no evidence, except a pair of burned, boxers shreded! Good news was that I did not buy online again !!!!!!!!

CDTX 2005 Departs Sacramento w/ Capitol Corridor Service to Oakland