My answer:
Not trying to offend anybody, eh? Then lets assume that the non-denominational chicken crossed the highway made from rocks imported from a unspecified region of equal importance to get to the multi-cultured but nevertheless equal country. On his way he is almost killed by an Eco-friendly imported car in the carpool lane. While in the hospital the non-denominational multi-cultured chicken makes a phone call on a bee-friendly phone to the unbiased P.E.T.A organisation. The driver of the Eco-friendly car turns out to be a big businessman who works for a bp, and is then sued in supreme court for all of his worth because, hey, he has money! The chicken is now on retirement, welfare, and mistreated animal grants, sitting in a resort in a non-discriminative-cultured tropical isle, all because he crossed the road
Haha good job guys (: I’m lol