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5: Relaxin 'for a Splashin': You're about to take a bath after a hard day at work answering customer calls Rogers. Put the phone on vibrate, it is left on cons side of the tub. You go to the toilet to get a clean towel. If you are away, your friend sends you a text message unknown. Nokia Virgin receives the text message as he always does. The presence of text on your phone vibrates. Phone sound noise is audible on the counter, but you think nothing. Your phone's tortuous twists precariously on the counter edge. You back just in time to see the earth in the water and sink to the bottom … dive.

Grocery 4: Scuba routine: Objective of the new super Walmart. Find a great parking spot near the front next to handicapped parking. Change your weight to open the car door, your cell phone (Bell iPhone) is out of your pocket. With the door open, then the mass brilliant bouncing happily on the doorstep, then again on the ground. With the rebound in the third and last he slips his brilliant touch screen between the grids of a sewer, splash.

3: stupor: Tim is your son. He was 15 at that age, he stares at breaking the acne that her hormones carry out experiments in letting his curly brown hair perpetually bold and oh, it continues to lose too much. His Star Wars lunchbox, his glove winter right now … Telus your new Blackberry Tour. Oh Timmy yet …

2: Another bites the dust: your morning routine began as it always does, alarm goes off at 7:00. You're out bed by 7:10. 7:20 breakfast. 7:45 you are almost ready to go you have your phone, your wallet and your bus pass. As you pass the exit mirror, oh shit, what stuck in my teeth? Back to the bathroom for further investigation. Your phone Fido cell already in your right hand is placed casually on the basin of the right of the sink. You lean forward toward the mirror bathroom to watch closer discoloration between the teeth. You think to yourself, hmmm sushi from last Nigg … gght. Precisely.97 seconds earlier, the hip inadvertently trigger a disastrous chain reaction as he pushed the telephone center of gravity. The exceptions to the right phone and the severity takes over. Trajectory: the toilet bowl. Estimated arrival time: 0.53 seconds.

1: Cruisin 'for a Bruisin': You are for a bike ride with your favorite new Blackberry Bold has an MP3. He is in the breast pocket of your jacket North Face that soak in the glory of cycling along the cycle path gently rolling with your favorite music. It has been 45 minutes now and everything is perfect. The time is ideal. The temperature cool and comfortable. The number of calories, almost 300. Then you feel something fall in the split second that followed, the motorcyclist behind you sees a falling object and break into pieces, it does not stop. You hear nothing but a sheet and feel of your peripheral vision you see small pieces fly all over the bike path. Little Did you know that during this walk, at each stride, your body moved very slightly edge of this valuable near the zipper. The weight of the Blackberry slowly pushed the zipper increasingly downwards, until the animal could not escape. It is $ 400 dollars. Game Over.

Toronto, Canada.

June 16, 2010

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