Can anybody answer any of these questions?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
You can also park on a parkway… it just isn’t recomended.
Sure. Especially if mermaids make you sad. You can also sweat underwater. It’s just harder to tell.
When you’re important enough for people to want to kill you just for how important you are.
“Putting your two cents in” tax.
No, I think they issue white robes at the gates.
Because square boxes are easier to stack and ship.
It wasn’t salty enough. When it was cured, it couldn’t get diseases.
This one I don’t know. Theres alot about babies that confuses me.
Sure, but it’s just mean to take someone to court just for being deaf.
Because you sit IN a movie theater to watch a movie, but you sit ON your couch to watch TV.
Because people have being paying money for stupid things for a long time. I think it’s called capitilism.
My dad likes it like that. More proof that he isn’t a decent human being, I suppose.
Gosh, I hope so. I do it every day.
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