Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?…?
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
I am incredibly bored…
Random stupid questions, Funniest answerer gets 10 points?…?
1. Can you cry under water?
Of course you can! Haven’t you seen SpongeBob before???
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
No funny answer for this. Assassinated is if it’s political. (or I guess if they’ve got two asses)
3. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
I’m not sure… I think it’s cause when babies sleep, they sleep well, they just don’t need as much sleep.
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Have you ever tried sitting on a movie screen?? You’d break it!
4. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
People, as a group, are not always intelligent…
5. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
He doesn’t want to… he’d rather listen to the radio and try to “get with” Mary Ann & Ginger. 
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
No, because hearses don’t drive…. people drive… duh! 
7. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
He wanted the sense of accomplishment he’d get by catching the road-runner. Also, he never paid for it, he always got the defective ACME stuff they were giving away.
BONUS: what do you do if you run out of potatoes?
If you’re Irish, you might have a famine. Otherwise, you only eat meat if you’re a meat & potatoes kind of guy/gal.
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